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Zombie Harmony: How the Undead Find Love

on February 11, 2009 - 8:53am

heart with zombie silhouettes
Zombie Harmony: because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely.

This is the slogan at Zombie Harmony's Free Dating Site; a site strictly for the undead. Animated corpses can search through the database, narrowing their selections to fast-moving or slow-moving mates, with or without limbs, ranging from fresh to rotten.

User names include 'Hungry Barbara', 'I_ate_my_family' and 'luvs2cuddle' (who enjoys slow lumbering walks along the beach, and whose interests include staring vacantly).

zombies declaring love
We all assume that zombies have only one thought: brains. Truth is, between the call for the consumption of human flesh, your average zombie now and then stops and wonders 'but can I really find love online?'. Don't take my word on the success of the site. Hear it straight from the corpse's mouth in the testimonial (pictured right).

I also love their disclaimer:

ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.

I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies
Zombie Harmony was created by Mingle2, a free online dating site. Unfortunately, you can't actually sign up and search the zombie database (though some of the drop-down menus work).

It's just a simple web page for you to enjoy. If anyone DID make a zombie dating site, I think it would get a ridiculous amount of traffic.

I'd found this a few months ago and have been waiting for the right time to blog about it. I'm glad I saved it for this week. It fits the Valentine theme so wonderfully, don't you think?

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