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The Underbiters: Wailer

on July 26, 2010 - 9:46am


Wailer. Ah Wailer. Don't tell anyone, but I'll be glad when Wailer leaves the house.

You know that feeling you get that someone is standing behind you, but when you turn around no one is there? That's Wailer. I've caught her practising this technique on Yetch, a house plant, the garbage can, you name it.

You know when you think you hear breathing, especially in the dark, but again no one is there? That's Wailer.

And you know when you swear you hear someone yell but it's kind of muffled? Ok, maybe you don't hear that. But I do, because of Wailer.

While these traits are great for terrorizing friends as you're watching scary movies and celebrating Halloween, I've found they've frazzled my nerves. I have coffee stains on walls, on my computer monitor and couch as a result of Wailer's sneaking up and causing me to suddenly jolt in surprise.

The interesting thing is that unlike the other Underbiters, Wailer has me convinced she can float. She always has her legs just off the floor as she moves. I haven't been able to figure out how she does it.

Favourite foods include Marshmallow spread, ice cubes and blueberries.

Wailer is made of polymer clay and stands just over 3 inches tall.

She has now been added to the Underbiter Gallery with views of her profile.

She is available for purchase below. $20 CDN plus shipping & handling.

Update: Wailer has found a new home. Second fastest adoption ever. Watch for more postings tomorrow.

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