The Underbiters: Gill and Fluffy

Two new Underbiters to join the clan.

Have you ever dropped something on the floor and watched it roll under the couch? And by the time you knelt on the floor and peaked underneath the furniture, the item seemed to vanish? Blame Fluffy.

Fluffy will consume most things lost under the couch or dropped behind shelving units - cookies, popcorn, pen lids, you name it. And he has patience - he'll wait silently for hours while you watch your favourite movie. He knows something will eventually come his way.

On the rare occasion where he finds himself without a prize, he'll shuffle along the edges of the room, gathering the dirt into dust bunnies. He'll save these as an emergency reserve unless he's starving, in which case he'll eat them like cotton candy.

Unlike Gary (who also likes being under the couch), Fluffy stays indoors most of the time and prefers to snuggle into the stuffing of armchairs or even snooze among bedsprings.

Favourite snacks include dandelion fluff and pennies.

Do you have a sink that backs up for no apparent reason? Or perhaps there are wet spots on the floor, or water stains on the ceiling. Chances are, Gill is responsible.

She likes to stay in damp, moist places, often feasting on the slime and tiny mysteries inside the plumbing of a house. Now and then you might spot her in a basket of damp towels or in with your wet bathing suit.

She loves algae, and will climb into fish bowls to lick the sides clean (sometimes scaring the fish so much they jump from the bowl).

While she prefers to eat 'organic', she'll settle for the taste of copper, sometimes chewing small holes in the pipes.

Favourite treats include all forms of mold and drain hair.