Mr & Mrs Gaunt
A life half lived is a sad affair, especially when it comes to an end.
No talents, no money,
not gorgeous nor funny,
and no one to call a friend.
Too worried about what the neighbours would say, they didn't pursue their dreams.
No pumpkins, no ghosts,
no party to host
on their favourite night: Halloween.
This is the tale of a boring old couple named Mr. and Mrs. Gaunt.
Don't mourn that they're dead
Rejoice it instead,
For now they are free to haunt.