Haunted House Mystery Bank
I'm not sure where the original ad came from (I spotted it on a Tumblr account), but I love the description.
You put your coin on the step of the house and "With a groan and a rattle, the house lights up - spookily - and the door slowly opens. The Horror Hand sneaks out of the doorway and snatches the coin back in! "
Best part? The money back guarantee. As if I wouldn't be satisfied!
Of course, I wonder what it actually looked like. The artist rendition is lovely but I get the sense the bank itself may not have been so detailed.
Let's pretend it was.
This would have helped me save as a child.
Heck, this would help me save as an adult.
And shudder, apparently.