Give Her Your Heart

Still pushing on with my Valentine theme, I decided to explore Valentine ideas when it came to presents: traditional gift ideas with a twist. Where better to do this monitor shopping (my term for window shopping online) than www.pushindaisies.com.

The first and most obvious choice is candy in a heart-shaped box. These are gummy hearts, and the front of the box reads "My love is pure, my love is true, you can have my heart and eat it too!". *cough*

If she prefers chocolate, then you can get her a chocolate heart instead; a one pound chocolate heart.

While I'm all for candy, I like jewelry even more (probably because Yetch never buys jewelry for me. Say it with me: awwwww, poor Ghoul Friday). Where was I? Ah yes. I really like the skeleton bracelets, and the coffin earrings aren't bad (but my spidey-sense tells me they might turn my earlobes green).

For the tall, dark and gruesome in your life, I found three items that might make him happy this V-day. The coffin flask is sleek (but might be a fingerprint disaster). I love, love, LOVE the denture ice cube trays (I'd be ok with that instead of jewelry). And finally, the coffin putter.

They offered dead roses for purchase as a gift idea: dried roses in a coffin box. Here's some advice, boys. Get her the coffin box and put live roses in it. If she wants them dried, she'll dry them herself.