Brains Vs. Coffee

Brains Vs. Coffee logo Brains vs. Coffee started on twitter.com on Feb 20, 2009 when I typed the following tweet:

"Coffee...*stumble*...coooffee...*stumble*...braiiins ...hm? *shakes head* COFFEE.."

I found myself starting the day addressing the same question: Brains or Coffee? What's a ghoul to do? Can coffee really help me resist the urge for brains as I wake in a zombified state?

I post the most recent ponderings here (containing 140 characters or less) to the website. Soon you'll be able to purchase the first 100 debated points in a new book.


Sept 17 '09 "If I leave coffee beans in the sun, there’s no fear of finding maggots or flies."
Sept 4 '09 "No one questions a coffee maker in the kitchen. Saws, crow bars, and large rolls of plastic raises eyebrows."
Sept 2 '09 "Unlike knives, you don’t have to constantly sharpen your coffee grinder. Less upkeep with coffee tools."
Aug 26 '09 "Drinking coffee can be a social activity on a bright sunny day. Consumption of brains is generally done with the blinds lowered in a dimly lit room."
Aug 21 '09 "With coffee, you never have to worry about mad bean disease."
Aug 20 '09: "For homeowners eating brains, the ever increasing mounds in the back yard make it difficult to mow the lawn."
Aug 11 '09 "If you like to play with your food, brains make a better toy."
Aug 7 '09 "For retro parties, brains can be included in the fondue platter."
July 27 '09 "Lots of coffee helps to keep me awake. Overindulgence of brains makes me sleepy."
July 21 '09 "Drivers who drink coffee may stay more alert. Drivers who eat brains have a tendency to swerve into crowds. On purpose."
July 20 '09 "Brains make for a wonderful secret ingredient in guarded recipes. They’ll never guess (and if they do, perhaps some harvesting is in order)."
July 16 '09 "While the consumption of brains is accepted in some parts of the world, it’s better to ask for coffee while travelling."
July 15 '09 "If Igor had gotten his master coffee, he would have been a butler. Not as cool."
July 13 '09 "If the store runs out of coffee, I have to wait for them to restock their shelves. Meanwhile, a new supply of brains should be walking by anytime now."
July 8 '09 "Aliens with big brains are scarier than aliens with big coffees."
July 7 '09 "No one puts coffee beans on a 'Missing' poster."
July 2 '09 "In a water balloon fight, replacing water with either hot coffee or brains would result in a prompt surrender from opponents"